The term relationship has many different meanings and I'm not one to say whether one is unquestionably right or wrong, but I will stand grounded on the virtue of monogamous unions. A relationship shared between two people (and two people only) is one of the most special of all. While other bonds between three or more can increase the excitement between the sheets, it can also create a disconnect between hearts.
Just think about how intimate a relationship can be between two people who live to experience love from each other that compares to nothing either has ever felt. The idea that while your friend can love you and care about you (that goes for your mistress, too)...your life partner will always know special things and feelings about you that no one ever will...it's very special bond, and because it's so strong within or beliefs here at DS8, it's our mission to help you find that type of bond with another...rather than the bondage that may come on its own!
Happy Hump Day, everyone!